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Nut Megson
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It should only take 6 consecutive loses next season to see the Mayor of Simpleton lose his job. Keep a track here and watch him end up in the dump.
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| Have you noticed the similarity between Argentina and the Swampies?
Both play in blue and white stripes.
Both cheat (the foul hand of Maradonna and the fouling feet of Jordao).
The men are hygienically challenged and have greasy, lice-filled hair.
They like to spit (Argentina players at England players, B*ggy "fans" at our Board of Directors)
They are famous for exporting the produce of cows (Argentina - Corned Beef, W*** Brom - leather hand bags, bullsh*t and a team of hoofers).
Both are financially poor and look enviously at their richer neighbours.
Both are miles from anywhere (Argentina is somewhere in the depths of South
America, West Bromwich in an even more inaccessible part of Smethwick).They are both universally despised for their arrogance, lack of respect, lack of dignity and because they smell.
There are two big differences, though. Argentina are good at football and were unlucky in 2002. |
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Slap A Swampy 
