Here are some more pearls of unreason from the little one:
"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner
is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon."
"The tide is very much in our court now."
"Nichol never gives more than 120 per cent."
"I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again"
"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."
"I don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona."
"Over the course of a season, you'll get goals that are good disallowed and you'll get disallowed goals that are good."
"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none."
"It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket - every time there's a
tackle, up pops a yellow card."
"England can end the millennium as it started - as the greatest
football nation in the world."
"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw."
"I'm not disappointed - just disappointed"
"He's using his strength and that is his strength, his strength."
"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice."
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."
"Despite his white boots, he has real pace."
"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different."
"The 33- or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful."
"It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney."
"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg."
"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time." | 
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